Get ready to rock, roll, and grow an instant beard with the ZZ Top Thrill Comfort Color T-Shirt! It's not just a shirt, it's a one-way ticket to Beardville, population: you and two other guys named Billy and Frank.

Perfect for those who think facial hair is a lifestyle choice and believe that the best way to solve any problem is with a killer guitar riff and a spinning fur-covered guitar.

With its comfort color, it's softer than Billy Gibbons' vocals after a night of howling at the moon.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to customize classic cars, wear questionable sunglasses indoors, or use "legs" as a metaphor for... well, everything.

ZZ Top Thrill Comfort Color T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a clean-shaven chin at a ZZ Top concert. This authentic piece of rock history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks ZZ Top is a new type of energy drink.
• Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than cruising down the highway in a 1933 Ford Coupe. The comfort color gives it that "I've been to more ZZ Top concerts than you've had hot dinners" look, without the decades of beer spills and beard oil stains.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave the world Texas blues, MTV music videos featuring leggy blondes, and inexplicably, people who still don't know that the guy without the beard is named Frank Beard. (Oh, the irony!)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of ZZ Top, why not try washing it in the closest thing you can find to crude oil while blasting "La Grange" at full volume? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any noise complaints, spontaneous line dancing, or sudden increases in local beard growth resulting from this advice.)