Wrap yourself in style with the Universal Monsters Multitone Mummy Mineral Wash T-Shirt! It's like someone took the bandaged baddie, dunked him in a vat of melted crayons, and then used him to finger-paint this masterpiece.

Perfect for those who think "walk like an Egyptian" is more than just a dance move and believe that the best moisturizer is 3,000-year-old embalming fluid.

With its psychedelic mineral wash, it looks like it's survived more curses than King Tut's tomb raider.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to shamble ominously or spend an inordinate amount of time looking for your long-lost love from a previous incarnation.

Universal Monsters Multitone Mummy Mineral Wash T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are more cursed than anything the Pharaohs could dream up. This authentic piece of horror history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks the Mummy is what happens when you forget to call your mother for a week.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than the Mummy's bandages after a millennia of wear. The multitone mineral wash gives it that "I've been excavated from more ancient tombs than you've had hot dinners" look, without the musty smell of decay.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Universal Monsters, drive-in theaters, and an inexplicable fascination with ancient Egyptian curses. You're welcome, world.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you really want to stay in character, why not try burying it in the desert for a few thousand years? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any accidental awakenings of ancient evil resulting from this advice.)