Swing into the wild world of Primus with this Monkey Black tee that's more unpredictable than Les Claypool's basslines on a caffeine binge. Featuring a primate design as funky as the band's rhythm section, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a bass guitar mated with a carnival ride." Whether you're attempting to explain the deeper meaning of "My Name Is Mud" to your perplexed friends, practicing your best simian-inspired dance moves, or just trying to look cool while buying bananas, this shirt screams "My musical taste evolved on a completely different branch of the evolutionary tree."

Primus Monkey Black Unisex T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as authentic as claiming you can play "Tommy the Cat" on a ukulele. Support the band that makes your eardrums question their life choices.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than Tim Alexander's drum rolls and more comfortable than trying to headbang to Primus' ever-shifting time signatures.
• Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Primus sucks!" (which, as any true fan knows, is the highest form of praise).
• Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-bending sound. Perfect for air-slapping an imaginary bass, doing your best monkey impression, or just confusing the heck out of everyone at your local vinyl shop.