Primus Misc Debris Black Unisex T-Shirt
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100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Primus Misc Debris Black Unisex T-Shirt
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- Primus
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Dive into the delightfully bizarre world of Primus with this Misc Debris Black tee that's more eclectic than Les Claypool's bass pedal collection. Featuring artwork from their mind-bending EP, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a jam session between a circus clown and a quantum physicist." Whether you're attempting to explain the artistic merit of "Pork Soda" to your confused relatives, practicing your best Les Claypool duck walk, or just trying to look cool while buying groceries, this shirt screams "My musical taste is as unconventional as using a banjo in a metal band."
Primus Misc Debris Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootlegs are about as genuine as claiming you can replicate Claypool's bass tone with a rubber band and a pickle jar. Support the band that makes your brain cells do the cha-cha.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Larry LaLonde's guitar licks and more comfortable than trying to explain Primus' lyrics to your grandma.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "They can't all be zingers" (but this shirt certainly is).
- Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-bassing, practicing your Claypool-inspired vocal warbles, or just confusing the normies at your local coffee shop.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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