Primus Dancing Skeeters Black Unisex T-Shirt
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100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Primus Dancing Skeeters Black Unisex T-Shirt
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- Primus
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Slap on this Primus Dancing Skeeters Black tee and prepare to be the weirdest fish in the pond. Featuring a design so quirky it could only come from the twisted minds behind "Sailing the Seas of Cheese," this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a carnival run by bass-wielding aliens." Whether you're attempting to explain Primus' lyrics to your bewildered friends, practicing your best Les Claypool bass face in the mirror, or just trying to repel mosquitos with the power of funk, this shirt screams "My musical taste is as unique as a three-legged unicorn riding a unicycle."
Primus Dancing Skeeters Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as authentic as claiming you understand all of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" on first listen. Support the band that makes your eardrums question reality.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Tim Alexander's drum fills and more comfortable than trying to headbang to Primus' ever-changing time signatures.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Les Claypool for President" (hey, stranger things have happened).
- Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-slapping an imaginary bass, doing the Skeeter dance, or just confusing the heck out of everyone at your local grocery store.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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