Chalk up another win for killer style with this Jaws Chalkboard Green Unisex T-Shirt! It's the perfect catch for those who think math should always involve shark-to-swimmer ratios and believe that every beach trip needs a side of existential dread. This tee is like wearing a piece of cinematic infamy, minus the risk of accidentally becoming fish food. Whether you're a devoted Spielberg scholar or just someone who appreciates the finer points of aquatic algebra, this shirt will have you serving "maritime menace realness" faster than you can calculate the split of a $3,000 bounty. Just don't blame us if you suddenly feel the urge to draw comically large shark jaws on every available surface or start using "This was no boating accident" as your go-to icebreaker at parties.

Jaws Chalkboard Green Unisex T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are as welcome as a fin circling your surfboard. Sport authentic Jaws merch that's been approved faster than you can say "Twenty-five. Three tons of him."
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than the erasers on Hooper's chalkboard but tougher than Mayor Vaughn's resolve to keep the beaches open. Perfect for impromptu shark lectures, suspenseful movie marathons, or explaining to your friends why you insist on bringing a harpoon to the community pool.
• Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than you can solve for X in "shark length = X + terrified swimmer." No need to wait for international shipping from Amity Island Community College.
• Guaranteed to increase your ichthyological street cred by at least 1,975%. Results may vary, but your status as the most arithmetically intimidating beachgoer is assured. Warning: May cause sudden urges to dramatically clean your glasses or start a "You're gonna need a bigger chalkboard" study group.