Halloween Colorful Myers Mineral Wash T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Halloween Colorful Myers Mineral Wash T-Shirt
- Vendor
- Halloween
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Who says psychopathic killing machines can't be festive?
The Halloween Colorful Myers Mineral Wash T-Shirt is here to prove that even unstoppable evil has a funky side.
It's like someone took Michael Myers, dunked him in a vat of LSD, and then wrung him out onto a t-shirt.
Perfect for horror fans who think the only thing scarier than a masked killer is a masked killer in Technicolor.
With its psychedelic mineral wash, it looks like it's survived more bad trips than your average Woodstock attendee. Warning: May cause hallucinations of knife-wielding maniacs doing the Electric Slide.
Halloween Colorful Myers Mineral Wash T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootlegs are scarier than anything John Carpenter could dream up. This authentic piece of Halloween history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Michael Myers is that guy who played Shrek.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Michael's touch right before he... well, you know. The colorful mineral wash gives it that "I've survived more horror movie marathons than Laurie Strode" look, without the need for actual stabbing.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us slasher flicks, suburban nightmares, and an inexplicable fear of William Shatner masks. You're welcome, world.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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