Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath T-Shirt
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- Darkthrone
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Enter the realm of true Norwegian black metal fashion with this Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath tee – it's basically a middle finger to everything sunny and optimistic. Perfect for those days when you want your outfit to match your mood about modern society, or when you need to remind everyone that you were into lo-fi production values before they were cool. It's like wearing a piece of black metal history that's somehow both anti-establishment and incredibly fashion-forward (but don't tell Fenriz we said that last part).
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootleg black metal merch is like recording an album on your iPhone and calling it "raw production." This authentic piece ensures your money goes to Darkthrone, not some poser printing shirts while secretly listening to K-pop.
- Material: 100% cotton that's darker than Nocturno Culto's record collection and more comfortable than a Norwegian forest in winter (which isn't very comfortable, but you get the point). This fabric feels so good, you'll want to wear it while recording primitive black metal in your garage.
- Production: Printed and shipped from the USA, where we try to keep our black metal almost as kvlt as Norway. No shipping times longer than the wait between Darkthrone albums.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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