Alice Cooper Men's For President Election Black T-Shirt
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100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Alice Cooper Men's For President Election Black T-Shirt
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- Alice Cooper
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Welcome to the Nightmare... on Pennsylvania Avenue!
Slither into this Alice Cooper Men's For President Election Black T-Shirt and declare your allegiance to the shock-rock party. It's like wearing a campaign rally, minus the boring speeches and overly enthusiastic hand-shaking.
This tee screams "No More Mr. Nice Guy" louder than a congressman caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Perfect for scaring uptight politicians, impressing fellow rock rebels, or just looking cooler than a snake in a top hat.
Who needs empty promises when you've got a shirt that pledges allegiance to the United States of Alice? Just don't blame us if you start seeing Cooper's face on Mount Rushmore in your dreams.
Alice Cooper Men's For President Election Black T-Shirt Details
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- Design: 100% officially licensed, because counterfeit Alice Cooper merch is about as rock 'n' roll as a lullaby sung by your grandma. Show your authentic support for the Cooper administration and vote for the candidate who promises to put a chicken in every pot and a snake in every classroom.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Alice's eyeliner but tougher than his stance on bedtimes. It's the perfect blend of comfort and political incorrectness.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land of rock 'n' roll and questionable election practices. This shirt has seen less scandal than your average political campaign.
- Versatility: Pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans, a star-spangled top hat, or that straitjacket you've been saving for special occasions. Ideal for rock concerts, mock elections, or confusing the hell out of your local poll workers on voting day.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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