Make a splash in the fashion lagoon with the Universal Monsters Multitone Black Lagoon Mineral Wash T-Shirt! It's like someone took the Gill-man, ran him through a psychedelic car wash, and screen-printed the results onto fabric.

Perfect for those who think scaly is the new sexy and believe that the best way to accessorize is with a set of gills and webbed fingers. With its trippy mineral wash, it looks like it's survived more underwater adventures than Jacques Cousteau's diving suit.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to take long baths, develop a fishy odor, or kidnap bathing beauties for underwater tango lessons.

Universal Monsters Multitone Black Lagoon Mineral Wash T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a fishing net at a merperson's birthday party. This authentic piece of horror history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks the Black Lagoon is a fancy name for a pool that needs cleaning.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than the Creature's touch right before he... well, you know. The multitone mineral wash gives it that "I've been lurking in more murky depths than you've had hot dinners" look, without the slimy residue.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Universal Monsters, drive-in theaters, and an inexplicable fear of skinny-dipping in remote bodies of water. You're welcome, swimmers everywhere.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you really want to stay in character, why not try wearing it for a swim in your local swamp? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any accidental monster sightings, blurry photographs, or cryptozoological expeditions resulting from this advice.)