It's alive! And it's ready to electrify your wardrobe!

The Universal Monsters Frankenstein Lightning Mineral Wash T-Shirt is here to jolt your fashion sense back from the dead. It's like someone bottled a thunderstorm, mixed it with the essence of Boris Karloff, and screen-printed the result onto fabric.

Perfect for horror fans who think the best way to accessorize is with a pair of bolts in your neck and a slightly lumbering gait. With its shocking mineral wash, it looks like it's survived more electrical storms than your average mad scientist's roof-mounted lightning rod.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to grunt monosyllabically and befriend small children near windmills.

Universal Monsters Frankenstein Lightning Mineral Wash T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are more terrifying than anything Dr. Frankenstein could stitch together in his lab. This authentic piece of horror history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Frankenstein is the name of the monster. (It's the doctor, people!)
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than the Monster's heart when he first saw a flower. The lightning mineral wash gives it that "I've been reanimated more times than you've had hot dinners" look, without the need for actual grave-robbing or lightning strikes.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Universal Monsters, drive-in theaters, and an inexplicable fear of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks. You're welcome, world.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you really want to stay in character, why not try reanimating it with 10,000 volts? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any accidental monster creations or singed eyebrows resulting from this advice.)