Missing Persons Dale Pink T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Missing Persons Dale Pink T-Shirt
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- Missing Persons
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Step into a neon-drenched '80s fever dream with this Missing Persons Dale Pink T-Shirt, because nothing says "new wave nostalgia" quite like rocking Dale Bozzio's iconic look. It's the perfect attire for those days when you're feeling particularly synth-pop fabulous or just want to confuse the heck out of Gen Z at your local coffee shop. Fair warning: donning this shirt may lead to spontaneous outbursts of "What Are Words For" and an irresistible urge to tease your hair to stratospheric heights. Don't be alarmed if you suddenly find yourself raiding thrift stores for shoulder pads or debating the societal impact of MTV with your thoroughly bewildered Uber driver.
Missing Persons Dale Pink T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are for posers stuck in a land that time forgot. Wear the real deal and show you're not just another face in the crowd.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Dale Bozzio's vocals on "Destination Unknown." Comfy enough for all-night new wave dance parties or extended sessions of explaining '80s fashion to confused millennials.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped faster than you can say "Walking in L.A." No international shipping delays to slow down your journey to new wave nirvana.
- Versatility: Ideal for retro nights, karaoke sessions, or wearing to your office job for a shocking pop of color. Just don't be surprised if people start asking you for makeup tips or the name of your hairdresser.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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