Pumpkinhead Rotted Pumpkin Black Unisex T-Shirt
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Pumpkinhead Rotted Pumpkin Black Unisex T-Shirt
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- Pumpkinhead
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Decompose in style with this Pumpkinhead Rotted Pumpkin Black Unisex T-Shirt! It's the perfect attire for those who think "fresh produce" is overrated and prefer their gourds with a side of supernatural decay. This tee is like wearing a "before and after" pic from the world's most terrifying jack-o'-lantern contest, minus the risk of actually attracting vengeful spirits every time you pass a pumpkin patch. Whether you're a die-hard Pumpkinhead aficionado or just someone who appreciates the finer points of gourd-based body horror, this shirt will have you serving "farmers market meets Lovecraft" realness faster than you can say "It's always darkest before the dawn... of vengeance." Just don't blame us if you suddenly feel the urge to dramatically carve demonic faces into every pumpkin you see or start using "I prefer my revenge like I like my pumpkins: rotten to the core" as your go-to icebreaker.
Pumpkinhead Rotted Pumpkin Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a pumpkin spice latte in Razorback Hollow. Sport authentic Pumpkinhead merch that's been approved faster than a vengeful demon can sprout from cursed soil.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than the flesh of a freshly picked pumpkin but tougher than the hide of an ancient vengeance demon. Perfect for haunted hayrides, horror movie marathons, or explaining to your gardening club why sometimes, the most interesting gourds are the ones that summon hellish creatures.
- Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than you can say "God damn you to hell!" No need to wait for international shipping from the depths of a cursed pumpkin patch.
- Guaranteed to increase your horror cred by at least 1,988% (the year Pumpkinhead first taught us the dangers of poorly composted jack-o'-lanterns). Results may vary, but your status as the most ominously organic person at the farmer's market is assured. Warning: May cause sudden urges to start a "Demonic Horticulture" blog or open a haunted pumpkin patch attraction that's a little too authentic for comfort.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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