Pumpkinhead Keep Away Black Unisex T-Shirt
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Pumpkinhead Keep Away Black Unisex T-Shirt
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- Pumpkinhead
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Heed the warning and look wickedly stylish with this Pumpkinhead Keep Away Black Unisex T-Shirt! It's the perfect attire for those who think "Beware of Dog" signs are for amateurs and prefer their deterrents with a side of demonic vengeance. This tee is like wearing a supernatural "Do Not Disturb" sign, minus the risk of actually summoning a vengeful entity every time someone ignores your personal space. Whether you're a die-hard Pumpkinhead aficionado or just someone who appreciates the finer points of monstrous deterrence, this shirt will have you serving "backwoods boundary setting" realness faster than you can say "Keep away from Pumpkinhead, unless you're tired of living." Just don't blame us if you suddenly feel the urge to dramatically point at trespassers or start using "I'm not antisocial, I'm just preventing demonic summoning" as your go-to excuse for skipping social events.
Pumpkinhead Keep Away Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as door-to-door salesmen in Razorback Hollow. Sport authentic Pumpkinhead merch that's been approved faster than Ed Harley can regret his life choices.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Haggis's fur but tougher than surviving a night in Lance Henriksen's cabin. Perfect for warding off unwanted attention, late-night horror marathons, or explaining to your true crime-obsessed friends why sometimes supernatural vengeance beats a restraining order.
- Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than you can say "God damn you to hell!" No need to wait for international shipping from the depths of Stan Winston's creature workshop.
- Guaranteed to increase your horror cred by at least 1,988% (the year Pumpkinhead first taught us the importance of personal space). Results may vary, but your status as the most ominously unapproachable person at the convenience store is assured. Warning: May cause sudden urges to post "No Trespassing" signs in ancient Sumerian or start a "Passive-Aggressive Demon Summoning for Beginners" seminar.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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