Primus Monkey Black Unisex T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Primus Monkey Black Unisex T-Shirt
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- Primus
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Swing into the wild world of Primus with this Monkey Black tee that's more unpredictable than Les Claypool's basslines on a caffeine binge. Featuring a primate design as funky as the band's rhythm section, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a bass guitar mated with a carnival ride." Whether you're attempting to explain the deeper meaning of "My Name Is Mud" to your perplexed friends, practicing your best simian-inspired dance moves, or just trying to look cool while buying bananas, this shirt screams "My musical taste evolved on a completely different branch of the evolutionary tree."
Primus Monkey Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as authentic as claiming you can play "Tommy the Cat" on a ukulele. Support the band that makes your eardrums question their life choices.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Tim Alexander's drum rolls and more comfortable than trying to headbang to Primus' ever-shifting time signatures.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Primus sucks!" (which, as any true fan knows, is the highest form of praise).
- Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-bending sound. Perfect for air-slapping an imaginary bass, doing your best monkey impression, or just confusing the heck out of everyone at your local vinyl shop.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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