Unleash your inner thrash demon with this Sodom Decision Day T-Shirt, perfect for those who think "easy listening" means a barrage of machine-gun riffs and lyrics about warfare that would make a history professor blush. It's like wrapping yourself in a Kevlar vest of German thrash metal, minus the risk of actual combat injuries or sudden urges to invade Poland. Whether you're a die-hard Sodom disciple or just someone who appreciates the finer points of Teutonic thrash mastery, this tee will have you serving "nuclear devastation chic" faster than Tom Angelripper can spit out rapid-fire German expletives. Just don't blame us if you suddenly feel the urge to start a one-man army or use "Agent Orange" as your new cologne.

Sodom Decision Day T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a peace treaty at a Sodom concert. Sport authentic merch that's been approved faster than you can headbang to "M-16".
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than the brief moments of silence between Sodom's sonic assaults but tougher than surviving in the pit during "Ausgebombt". Perfect for thrashing wildly, practicing your war face in the mirror, or explaining to your pop-punk friends why songs about actual war crimes are the ultimate form of protest music.
• Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than a blitzkrieg of Sodom riffs. No need to wait for international shipping from the battlefields of Gelsenkirchen.
• Guaranteed to increase your thrash metal cred by at least 1,981% (Sodom's founding year, for the uninitiated). Results may vary, but your status as the most aggressively stylish person at the local army surplus store is assured. Warning: May cause sudden urges to learn German military history or start a "Sodom's Tom Angelripper for World Leader" campaign.