Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon Comfort Color T-Shirt
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Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon Comfort Color T-Shirt
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- Ozzy Osbourne
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Unleash your inner Prince of Darkness with the Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon Comfort Color T-Shirt! It's not just a shirt, it's a howling invitation to join the madness of metal's most lovable lunatic.
Perfect for those who think bats are just misunderstood snacks and believe that the best way to start your day is by going off the rails on a crazy train. With its comfort color, it's softer than Ozzy's voice after a decade of, uh, "vocal exercises".
Warning: May cause sudden urges to bite the heads off rubber bats, speak in unintelligible mumbles, or start referring to your significant other as "Sharon, dear."
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon Comfort Color T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as sobriety at an Ozzy concert. This authentic piece of metal history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Ozzy is a type of Australian beef jerky.
- Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than a straitjacket lined with fluffy clouds. The comfort color gives it that "I've headbanged at more Black Sabbath reunions than you've had hot dinners" look, without the neck pain.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that embraced Ozzy despite (or because of) his bat-biting antics. You're welcome, heavy metal fans everywhere.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of Ozzy, why not try washing it in holy water while blasting "Crazy Train" at full volume? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any accidental summoning of demons, sudden onset of British accents, or inexplicable urges to start your own reality TV show resulting from this advice.)
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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