Darkthrone Total Death T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Darkthrone Total Death T-Shirt
- Vendor
- Darkthrone
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Looking for a shirt that screams "I take my metal like I take my coffee – black as death and bitter as humanity's ultimate fate"? This Darkthrone Total Death tee is your one-way ticket to looking more grim than a Norwegian winter solstice. Perfect for literally any occasion where you want to remind people that you were into darkness before Hot Topic made it a personality trait. Whether you're heading to a funeral or just grabbing some corpse paint removal wipes from CVS, this shirt says "I've definitely got some opinions about the evolution of black metal production values."
Darkthrone Total Death T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootleg black metal merch is like using a Halloween store fog machine at a black metal show. This authentic piece ensures your money goes to Darkthrone, not some underground counterfeiter who thinks "necro" means taking blurry photos.
- Material: 100% cotton that's blacker than Fenriz's record collection and more comfortable than a frozen throne (which isn't very comfortable, but that's kind of the point). This fabric feels so good, you might forget you're wearing something that could get you uninvited from your neighbor's garden party.
- Production: Printed and shipped from the USA, where we try to keep our black metal credibility intact. No shipping times longer than a Darkthrone guitar reverb tail.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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