Poltergeist It Knows What Scares You Unisex Black T-Shirt
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Poltergeist It Knows What Scares You Unisex Black T-Shirt
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- Poltergeist
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
They're heeeere... to upgrade your wardrobe with this Poltergeist "It Knows What Scares You" Unisex Black T-Shirt! It's like wearing a haunted house, minus the actual paranormal activity and questionable real estate values.
This tee is spookier than a clown doll with a grudge and a Netflix subscription. Perfect for freaking out your therapist, impressing fellow horror buffs, or just looking more unsettling than static on an analog TV at 3 AM. Who needs a real poltergeist when you've got a shirt that whispers "go into the light" louder than Carol Anne on a sugar high?
Poltergeist It Knows What Scares You Unisex Black T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoff horror merch is scarier than any movie monster – and not in a good way. Show your authentic love for Poltergeist and support the franchise that made us all suspicious of our TV sets and bedroom closets.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Tangina's whisper but more durable than the Freeling family's sanity. It's the perfect blend of comfort and supernatural chic, suitable for all genders brave enough to face their cinematic fears.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land of suburban nightmares and overpriced popcorn. This shirt has moved fewer chairs across the room than your average Poltergeist screening.
- Versatility: Pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans, a ouija board, or that totally-not-cursed antique mirror you got at a garage sale. Ideal for horror movie marathons, seances, or subtly warning your houseguests not to change the TV channel without permission.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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