Spoon-wielding psycho or breakfast enthusiast? Why not both? Snap, crackle, and pop into this "Cereal Killer" pullover hoodie and let the world know you're seriously serious about your morning munchies. It's milkier than your alibi and crunchier than the evidence you left behind. Perfect for those mornings when you're feeling particularly murderous towards your Cheerios, or when you want to strike fear into the heart of every breakfast buffet in town. Fair warning: wearing this hoodie may cause sudden outbreaks of maniacal milk-slurping, an irresistible urge to arrange your Froot Loops into crime scene outlines, or the constant feeling that Cap'n Crunch is out to get you. Don't blame us if you find yourself eyeing the cereal aisle like it's a lineup of suspects or treating every spoon like a potential weapon.

Cereal Killer Unisex Pullover Hoodie Details

• Design: More killer than Tony the Tiger on a sugar high. Flaunt your breakfast badassery with a pun so good, it should be a felony.
• Material: Crafted from a blend of cotton and polyester softer than marshmallow bits and cozier than a bowl of warm oatmeal. Perfect for all your serial snacking and pun-slinging needs.
• Made in the USA: Concocted and shipped from a top-secret breakfast bunker. No need to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs trying to track down this delivery.
• Versatility: Ideal for lazy Sunday mornings, midnight snack raids, or subtly hinting to your roommate that stealing your Lucky Charms might have deadly consequences. Warning: May cause sudden urges to dramatically brandish spoons or an inexplicable desire to solve mysteries involving missing breakfast foods.