Saddle up for a wild ride with the ZZ Top Tejas Comfort Color T-Shirt! It's not just a shirt, it's a one-way ticket to the Lone Star State of mind, where the beards are long, the guitars are loud, and the cars are always classic.

Perfect for those who think Texas should be its own planet and believe that the best way to solve any problem is with a bluesy guitar lick and a tumbleweed-worthy beard.

With its comfort color, it's softer than Billy Gibbons' whiskers after a hot oil treatment.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to two-step in your living room, use "pearl necklace" as a euphemism, or start referring to your car as "she's got legs."

ZZ Top Tejas Comfort Color T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a beard trimmer at a ZZ Top fan club meeting. This authentic piece of Texas rock history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Tejas is a fancy way to pronounce tacos.
• Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than cruising down Route 66 in a '34 Ford with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror. The comfort color gives it that "I've been to more roadhouses than you've had hot tamales" look, without the decades of barbecue sauce stains.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave the world Texas blues, MTV-era music videos with legs for days, and inexplicably, people who still don't realize that all three members of ZZ Top have beards. (Yes, even the drummer. His name is Beard. We're not making this up.)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of Tejas, why not try line-drying it on a cattle fence while blasting "La Grange" at full volume? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any impromptu hoedowns, sudden increases in local beard growth, or inexplicable desires to move to Texas resulting from this advice.)