Talladega Nights Zoom Shake and Bake Mineral Wash T-Shirt
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Talladega Nights Zoom Shake and Bake Mineral Wash T-Shirt
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- Talladega Nights
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
If you ain't first, you're last... but in this shirt, you'll always be a winner!
The Talladega Nights Zoom Shake and Bake Mineral Wash T-Shirt is here to turn your wardrobe into Victory Lane. It's not just a shirt, it's a high-octane fashion statement that'll have you feeling faster than Ricky Bobby after a Big Red chew and a shot of espresso.
With its vintage mineral wash, it looks like it's survived more crashes than Cal Naughton Jr.'s self-esteem. Perfect for those who think "Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus" is a perfectly normal way to start a prayer and believe that the best way to solve any problem is to shake and bake it. Warning: May cause sudden urges to kiss things that explode or fight invisible fire.
Talladega Nights Zoom Shake and Bake Mineral Wash T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a cougar in your car. This authentic piece of Talladega Nights history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks NASCAR is a type of nasal spray.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Ricky Bobby's lips when he's about to kiss his own biceps. The mineral wash gives it that "I've been through more pit stops than you've had hot meals" look, without the smell of burning rubber.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us NASCAR, Wonder Bread sponsorships, and an inexplicable love for turning left really fast. America, fuck yeah!
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you really want to honor Ricky Bobby, why not try washing it while blindfolded? (Just kidding, please don't. We can't afford the lawsuit if you crash into your laundry room wall.)
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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