Rev up your wardrobe with the Stone Temple Pilots STP Car Comfort Color T-Shirt! It's not just a shirt, it's a one-way ticket to the grunge-fueled highway of '90s rock nostalgia.

Perfect for those who think the best way to solve life's problems is with a throaty vocal and a crunchy guitar riff, and believe that "plush" is more than just a fancy word for soft. With its comfort color, it's cozier than Scott Weiland's velvet pants.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to grow out your hair, experiment with megaphones, or start using "interstate love song" as a euphemism for long-distance relationships.

Stone Temple Pilots STP Car Comfort Color T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as sobriety at a '90s rock afterparty. This authentic piece of grunge history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks STP is just a brand of motor oil.
• Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than riding shotgun in a big empty... car, that is. The comfort color gives it that "I've crowd-surfed at more STP concerts than you've had hot flannel shirts" look, without the mosh pit wear and tear.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Stone Temple Pilots, the grunge revolution, and inexplicably, people who still don't realize that "Creep" isn't just a Radiohead song.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of STP, why not try washing it in a wicked garden while blasting "Plush" at full volume? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any spontaneous air guitar solos, sudden desires to start a rock band, or inexplicable urges to write cryptic, angst-ridden lyrics resulting from this advice.)