Primus Rhinoplasty Unisex T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Primus Rhinoplasty Unisex T-Shirt
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- Primus
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Get ready to reshape your wardrobe with this Primus Rhinoplasty tee that's more unconventional than using a bass guitar for rhinoplasty. Featuring artwork from their nose-job of a covers album, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a fever dream in a carnival funhouse." Whether you're attempting to explain Primus' cover of "Have a Cigar" to bewildered Pink Floyd fans, practicing your best Les Claypool nasal twang, or just trying to look cool while shopping for nasal spray, this shirt screams "My musical taste is as twisted as a pretzel in a wind tunnel."
Primus Rhinoplasty Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as genuine as claiming you can play "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" on a kazoo. Support the band that makes your neurons do the Electric Slide.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Claypool's vocal delivery and more comfortable than trying to explain Primus' cover choices to your confused parents.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Is it still Primus if they're playing someone else's songs?" (Spoiler: Yes, yes it is.)
- Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-bassing, practicing your nasally Claypool impression, or just confusing the normies at your local ENT clinic.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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