Primus Animals Red Heather Unisex T-Shirt
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Primus Animals Red Heather Unisex T-Shirt
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- Primus
Fast Delivery
100 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Sail the seas of cheese in style with this Primus Animals Red Heather tee that's funkier than Les Claypool's basslines. Featuring artwork from their mind-bending "The Desaturating Seven" album, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to look as weird as you feel. Whether you're slapping the bass, bobbing your head to odd time signatures, or just trying to explain Primus to your confused grandma, this shirt screams "My music taste is as quirky as my personality." Just don't blame us if people start asking you to explain what "Primus sucks" really means.
Primus Animals Red Heather Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as authentic as claiming you understand all of Primus' lyrics. Support the band that makes your brain hurt in the best way possible.
- Material: Soft cotton blend that's more comfortable than a piggy in mud and more durable than your sanity after listening to "Too Many Puppies" on repeat.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Les Claypool is my spirit animal."
- Unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-bassing, doing the Whamola dance, or just confusing the normies at your local grocery store.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 100 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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