Ready to have a silent conversation that speaks volumes? The Pink Floyd Division Bell Heads Comfort Color T-Shirt is here to turn your torso into a walking, talking (or rather, not talking) piece of rock history.

It's not just a shirt, it's a philosophical debate in fabric form. Perfect for those who think the best way to communicate is by staring stoically at each other across vast distances, and believe that the meaning of life can be found somewhere between a guitar solo and a light show.

With its comfort color, it's softer than David Gilmour's vocals on "High Hopes".

Warning: May cause sudden urges to build monolithic metal heads in your backyard or spend hours contemplating the nature of existence.

Pink Floyd Division Bell Heads Comfort Color T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as Roger Waters at a David Gilmour birthday party. This authentic piece of Floyd history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks "The Division Bell" is what schools use to signal the end of recess.
• Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than floating aimlessly in a sensory deprivation tank while "Comfortably Numb" plays on repeat. The comfort color gives it that "I've attended more laser light shows than I can remember" look, without the decades of psychedelic wear and tear.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave the world Woodstock, LSD, and inexplicably, people who still don't know which one's Pink. (Seriously, it's been 50 years, folks. None of them are Pink!)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But hey, if you want to truly honor the spirit of Pink Floyd, why not try washing it while contemplating the futility of cleanliness in an ever-decaying universe? (Just kidding, please don't. We can't afford the therapy bills.)